animal crossing is weird like “thanks for the fruit here’s a fucking bathtub”

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this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding

Even cuter in video form

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self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

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there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh


ur school wins

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okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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